play all the online sonic the hedgehog instead of studying for my finals!

i feel like i’m going to regret texting my boyfriend

‘my pee is clear. i’m totally hydrated…on tequila!’

in the morning

computer fan, y u so loud?

that moment i misread on facebook “i’m gonna start welding underwater” as “i’m gonna start welding underwear”

that could have started a very awkward conversation

that face i just made when i realized i had two family guy episodes in my hulu queue.

“There is no guilt from my diet. I no longer have to worry about the day I enter heaven and have to look into the eyes of all those I have eaten and apologize.”

thanks to frank, i googled sexiest vegetarian and got onto PETAs website and saw this gem of a quote.

the only apology i would say is “sorry that bacon tastes so good”

this girl in front of me in the wraps line asked for a wrap with no spread or dressing, with one piece of cheese and a little lettuce.

GO BIG OR GO HOME I GUESS

apparently some tribe in brazil can’t count past 2 except for saying “many” because it’s not in their language. so, what if there was a fire and they had “many” kids. how would they be able to tell if one was missing…

these are the thoughts i have in class.

i always offer “if this thing doesn’t happen you can punch me in the face”

what if someone really takes me up on my offer some day?

that moment i was up at 11:30 but just laid in bed until 1:15.